What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 02:20

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-All the bad guys are black.
What is every dictators biggest fear?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Live and Let Die
Dr No
What are the popular niches to talk about as a content creator on the social media platform?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun
-J W Pepper
What was your first gay male experience?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
What caused the stock market to crash?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
From Russia With Love
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
What is the best sex you have ever had (in detail)?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
Octopussy
Moonraker
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
How can one learn to talk frankly?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Ah so!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Why do people procrastinate and how can they stop?
Goldfinger
-”She is very sexyful!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service